sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

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nekala-vas-normandy:

takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

all-the-ships-all-of-them:

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

YES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL IT TOO

it’s a symptom of anxiety

This happens to me a lot and it’s really jarring.

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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7, via petitetimidgay)

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